Friday, October 29, 2010

The impulse...

Two strangers at a train station...... jed is a twenty-one year old fire fighter, liana is a nineteen year old just fired from her job.

j: Hello
l: do i know you?
j:well i would hope so...
l: sorry i dont reconize you.
j: well maybe we can become better acquanted over dinner?
l: im not so sure about that..
j: well why not?
l: because i just met you... i dont know anything about you..
j: but i know you....
l: excuse me...?
j: i know you.. i walked with you once upon a dream!
l: um k not only no but hell no!! im leaving
j: damn i thought that would work

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Bad Poetry

SORRY MAN.... way too much to drink
i forgot your gift
im so so sorry oooo ooo!
Sunglasses make it real clear,
trying to propose
the world looks blue and green...
no hungry mouth to feed
you look like my friend... :)
no one knows (?)
 I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!
you know its me making all the money!
Baby i think tonight we can....
uh.. play checkers tonight ;)
i need you so!
i just cant let you go!
in this institution
i take a deep breath and get high :)
the statue of liberty starts shaking her fist!
but please....
STAY THE NIGHT THERES ROOM ENOUGH
 HERE FOR TWO!!!!
but only when we're playing checkers do we have something in common....

direct orders

 1. to rock the F out!!!!!
- what would make me rock out?
-loud music
- a new car!
- being wasted at a metal concert
- a billion dollar shoppping spree
-HOT DOGS!
- a brand new pony just for me!
- a convertable with the top down :) yay!
- all my friends
- redbull or rockstars
- sour cream and cheddar ruffles!!!!

shake the dust

This is for the orphaned kids
this is for the rodeo queens
this is for the lonely cowboy
this is for the band geek
~ * shake the dust * ~
this is for the underdog
this is for the teacher
this is for the evil villans
this is for the gothic kids
~ * shake the dust * ~
this is for the paralized and the kripled
this is for the deaf and blind
this is for the homeless and the lonely
this is for the believers and the lovers
~ * shake the dust * ~